Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

Me: your welcome

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

Me: yes

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

Me: coney

Me: What is your planet like?

Alien: everyone watches your planet

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at each other! Why is that?

Me: we don't talk to strangers

Me: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: green stuff all over the floor

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

Me: I don't know ask your government

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

Me: because we don't

Me: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: people

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

Me: no because no one cares if some one care it would not be happening right now

Alien: thanks for talking to me

Me: your welcome